Petunia Is Doing Detective Work In Pendleton
A message from the government watch folks in Pendleton, OR:
The Pendleton Tea Party Patriots are sponsoring Petunia (the giant pig). She not only roots out government waste, her round belly demonstrates she dines well on government waste.
We need your help putting her on a diet. Obesity is a problem in America and we can’t blame fast food drive-thru windows for this one. It’s our fault. We need to say NO NO NO! It’s going to be hard for her to turn down all the junk and goodies, but a diet is the answer.
Help us put Petunia out of the detective business as well as put her on a diet.
